Mom With Young Kids Mugs

"Please don't make me work from home. I have a stay-at-home husband and two pre-schoolers."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

A Mom's Purse

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Early Night Club

'You reckon your Pram' will do 'nought to four miles per hour in ten seconds'...I wasn't born yesterday, you know!'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

Childhood's End

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'So mum's going back to work. Do you have to go too??'

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

'Doctor, a stress test is something I don't need. I have a husband and four children.'

Babies holding up 'Happy Mother's Day' sign in maternity ward

'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

Doggy $100 and don't ask again.

'Oh my god, I forgot I had children.'

'He happened to swallow Junior's helium balloon!'

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

Roadside help? The tyre on my buggy is flat.

Dog with a dummy.

No caption. (Adult and male child are standing side by side. The adult has an angel and devil on each shoulder, and the child has a devil and a Santa.)

Bad news - The children would like the inflatable moat blown up

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

'We are looking for a bigger place to accommodate our extended family.'

"He was in my price range, 'Free to a good home'."

"For the hundredth time, no, I don't know how much longer I'll be working remotely."

'I need a helping hand.'

"You wanted to sleep in bed with us- start proofing these briefs."