Mom With Young Kids Pillows

"Please don't make me work from home. I have a stay-at-home husband and two pre-schoolers."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

A Mom's Purse

Early Night Club

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

'You reckon your Pram' will do 'nought to four miles per hour in ten seconds'...I wasn't born yesterday, you know!'

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Childhood's End

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

'So mum's going back to work. Do you have to go too??'

'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

Doggy $100 and don't ask again.

'Doctor, a stress test is something I don't need. I have a husband and four children.'

'Oh my god, I forgot I had children.'

'He happened to swallow Junior's helium balloon!'

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

"He was in my price range, 'Free to a good home'."

Dog with a dummy.

Roadside help? The tyre on my buggy is flat.

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

'We are looking for a bigger place to accommodate our extended family.'

"For the hundredth time, no, I don't know how much longer I'll be working remotely."

'I need a helping hand.'

'I may lose the connection intermittently.'

"You wanted to sleep in bed with us- start proofing these briefs."