Parents With Kids Pillows

Convenience, security and a whole lot of fun. Power windows for the home.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Early Night Club

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

Childhood's End

Sweets

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

"I don't allow pets on the furniture, but I do allow them on the guests."

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

Doggy $100 and don't ask again.

'He happened to swallow Junior's helium balloon!'

No caption. (Adult and male child are standing side by side. The adult has an angel and devil on each shoulder, and the child has a devil and a Santa.)

Bad news - The children would like the inflatable moat blown up

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

'We are looking for a bigger place to accommodate our extended family.'

"He was in my price range, 'Free to a good home'."

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

'I need a helping hand.'

"Tell me truthfully, mummy, was I adopted?"

Changes at Home

'I may lose the connection intermittently.'

'I can remember when he was quite happy just chasing a stick.'

They actually like captivity so much that they even want their children to have their own little cage.

"Ooooh, Mommy...do these things come with instructions?"

'Look,Mum, that poor man's got toothache too!'