Families With Kids Pillows

Parents dropping kid off at obedience school, instead of dog.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Grounded

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

Elephant rides.

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Turn Down For What.

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

Dominant hand reveal party

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

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"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

'Mom, we should get some new books, you're starting to repeat yourself.'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

Sunset

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

One of a kind.

Early Night Club

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."