Family With Children Pillows

Changes at Home

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Super Dog'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Chasebook

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Turn Down For What.

Dominant hand reveal party

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Elephant rides.

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Homemade dog biscuits.