Family With Children Mugs

Changes at Home

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Super Dog'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Chasebook

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Elephant rides.

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Turn Down For What.

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

Dominant hand reveal party

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

Sunset

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"