Family With Young Children Mugs

Dog with a dummy.

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Early Night Club

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

'Quick! Look cute!'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

"We couldn't find a sitter."

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

Reality of Parenthood

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

Scooting Death

Childhood's End

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

"It's too hot to strive for autonomy."

"Isn't it nice? The kid drew it for me."

"Your turn to put them to bed."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

Doggy $100 and don't ask again.

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"Yea, I know, so cute, but such a pain until they're windshield trained!"

'He happened to swallow Junior's helium balloon!'