Families With Young Children Mugs

"We couldn't find a sitter."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Your turn to put them to bed."

This is an early boarding call for passengers with special needs, young children, or a warped sense of entitlement.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Pinata good bags.

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'Quick! Look cute!'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

Early Night Club

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

Reality of Parenthood

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

Scooting Death

Childhood's End

"Our max is six M&Ms for poop on the potty but try to hold her to three."

'We lease the children, of course!'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

"It's too hot to strive for autonomy."