Parents With Young Children Pillows

Bad news - The children would like the inflatable moat blown up

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

Pinata good bags.

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Early Night Club

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

Childhood's End

'We lease the children, of course!'

Sweets

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"Your turn to put them to bed."

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

Dog with a dummy.

No caption. (Adult and male child are standing side by side. The adult has an angel and devil on each shoulder, and the child has a devil and a Santa.)

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

'I need a helping hand.'

"Ooooh, Mommy...do these things come with instructions?"

"You wanted to sleep in bed with us- start proofing these briefs."

'I may lose the connection intermittently.'