Parents Of Young Kids Pillows

Early Night Club

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

Childhood's End

Sweets

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'We lease the children, of course!'

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

"I agree, it's a real worry. We may have to consider limiting her screen time."

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"Your turn to put them to bed."

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."

Dog with a dummy.

"Maybe we should send her to finishing school!"

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

'I need a helping hand.'