Parent Of Young Children Pillows

'Check out his litterbox. It must be the deluxe model.'

Fireman attempts to rescue trapped children from pub foot rail

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

'I may lose the connection intermittently.'

'Babies can't open these safety caps ... But then neither can I!'

Santa-Claus-Trophobia

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Early Night Club

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Childhood's End

'We lease the children, of course!'

Sweets

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"Your turn to put them to bed."

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."

Dog with a dummy.

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

'I need a helping hand.'

"Ooooh, Mommy...do these things come with instructions?"