Parent Of Young Kids Pillows

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

Pinata good bags.

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Early Night Club

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

'We lease the children, of course!'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Childhood's End

"Your turn to put them to bed."

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

Dog with a dummy.

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."

No caption. (Adult and male child are standing side by side. The adult has an angel and devil on each shoulder, and the child has a devil and a Santa.)

Bad news - The children would like the inflatable moat blown up

'I need a helping hand.'

'I may lose the connection intermittently.'

Hug Robot going silent

"Ooooh, Mommy...do these things come with instructions?"

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