Parent To Young Children Pillows

Childhood's End

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

Pinata good bags.

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Early Night Club

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

Sweets

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

'We lease the children, of course!'

"Your turn to put them to bed."

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

Dog with a dummy.

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

No caption. (Adult and male child are standing side by side. The adult has an angel and devil on each shoulder, and the child has a devil and a Santa.)

Bad news - The children would like the inflatable moat blown up

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."

'I need a helping hand.'

Santa-Claus-Trophobia

Hug Robot going silent

"Ooooh, Mommy...do these things come with instructions?"

'Look,Mum, that poor man's got toothache too!'