Parent Of Kids Pillows

'I need a helping hand.'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Early Night Club

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Childhood's End

Sweets

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."

Bad news - The children would like the inflatable moat blown up

No caption. (Adult and male child are standing side by side. The adult has an angel and devil on each shoulder, and the child has a devil and a Santa.)

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

'When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...'

'Look,Mum, that poor man's got toothache too!'

"Ooooh, Mommy...do these things come with instructions?"

"Tell me truthfully, mummy, was I adopted?"

Santa-Claus-Trophobia

'I may lose the connection intermittently.'

Hug Robot going silent

'Check out his litterbox. It must be the deluxe model.'

'Babies can't open these safety caps ... But then neither can I!'

'He's doing so much better, lugging that backpack to school, since we started him on steroids.'

'It's the only way I can get him to go shopping with me.'

"I'm bucking the trend. I'm moving into my parents' attic."