Parents Of School Kids Pillows

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'

'Here's another email from a parent, written in lower case with no punctuation and seventeen spelling errors, demanding we do a better job of teaching social skills.'

"Do you really use all of the stuff on this school supply list?"

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Early Night Club

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'It wasn't my fault. They asked me about things that happened before I was born.'

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

Sweets

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

'I need a helping hand.'

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

Hug Robot going silent

'There goes my part as a wise man in the Christmas pageant.'

"Ooooh, Mommy...do these things come with instructions?"

"Tell me truthfully, mummy, was I adopted?"

An evil snake coiled around a warning road sign for childrens crossing.

'Look,Mum, that poor man's got toothache too!'

'He's doing so much better, lugging that backpack to school, since we started him on steroids.'

'Don't patronize me. We both know I could do better. Why do you always have to be so hypocritical?'

"I'm bucking the trend. I'm moving into my parents' attic."

"Elbows off the table!"

"We need to get this new video game system! What do you think? Is it get-us-all-we-want, Papi or no-way-we're-spoiled, Papi?"

'Goodnight honey! Sleep tight!'

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