Parents Of School-age Children Pillows

'He's doing so much better, lugging that backpack to school, since we started him on steroids.'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'Here's another email from a parent, written in lower case with no punctuation and seventeen spelling errors, demanding we do a better job of teaching social skills.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Early Night Club

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

Sweets

Childhood's End

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

Bad news - The children would like the inflatable moat blown up

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

'I need a helping hand.'

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

'I may lose the connection intermittently.'

Santa-Claus-Trophobia

Hug Robot going silent

'There goes my part as a wise man in the Christmas pageant.'

"Tell me truthfully, mummy, was I adopted?"

'I ate some modeling clay in school today. It's okay, they're not going to make me pay for it...'

"Ooooh, Mommy...do these things come with instructions?"

'Look,Mum, that poor man's got toothache too!'

'When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...'

'Check out his litterbox. It must be the deluxe model.'

'Babies can't open these safety caps ... But then neither can I!'

'Don't patronize me. We both know I could do better. Why do you always have to be so hypocritical?'

"I'm bucking the trend. I'm moving into my parents' attic."

Convenience, security and a whole lot of fun. Power windows for the home.