Parent Of Students Pillows

'There goes my part as a wise man in the Christmas pageant.'

Likes: $2.

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

'Here's another email from a parent, written in lower case with no punctuation and seventeen spelling errors, demanding we do a better job of teaching social skills.'

"Do you really use all of the stuff on this school supply list?"

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

Where did Mommy go? Turtle Peekaboo.

'It wasn't my fault. They asked me about things that happened before I was born.'

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

The surrendered mom

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

'Dad, who was Plato? . . . You don't want me to go to college do you?'

'I need a helping hand.'

Why should we keep going to school?

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

"My fellow graduates, today we leave behind the trappings of youth, step boldly onto the road of life, and move back in with our parents."

'After the revolution' (small people get small schoolbags).

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

'He's doing so much better, lugging that backpack to school, since we started him on steroids.'

"I got 75 percent right on my math test!"

"Yeah, I now how it is. . . I'm sending a boy through college too!"

'Right that covers nutritional theory in the socio-economic context of class structure in a eurocentric and essentially homophobic culture, now if one of you could take a tit out we'll do a practical.'