College Parents Pillows

"Yeah, I now how it is. . . I'm sending a boy through college too!"

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"My homework ate my dog."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Student Debt

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

Pinata good bags.

Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.

Student Food Pyramid

'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'Here's another email from a parent, written in lower case with no punctuation and seventeen spelling errors, demanding we do a better job of teaching social skills.'

College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.

Frat House Feng Shui