College Parents T-Shirts

"Yeah, I now how it is. . . I'm sending a boy through college too!"

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"My homework ate my dog."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

Student Food Pyramid

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

Student Debt

Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.

'Here's another email from a parent, written in lower case with no punctuation and seventeen spelling errors, demanding we do a better job of teaching social skills.'

Frat House Feng Shui

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.