Student's Parents Pillows

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

Where your mind & battle are los

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bond James, Bond."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Computer Room.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Grace For Flies

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'C'mon get it straight.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Big Bang Theory.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"They grow up so fast."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Children's Parties

Madonna of the Pukes.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Cry babies.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Ahhh...'