Parent Of A Student Politician Pillows

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'

The Election Strategy

"Do you really use all of the stuff on this school supply list?"

Fake news on Taiwan elections

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

'It wasn't that close...'

"You didn't see much of us last summer because we were busy studying for the mid terms!"

Trump Memorial

The Good News about Michael Bloomberg Is That He Won't Bug You

'Secretary Fish and General Grant Amused at the English Outcry over the Alabama Claims'

'It wasn't my fault. They asked me about things that happened before I was born.'

British Prime Ministers.

Nobody has a monopoly on questionable judgment.

Trump White House Word Search

Oh no! What's wrong? I tweeted a sarcastic insult about Brian Blount, my nemesis in the race for class president. So? So … the sarcasm didn't come through. All my followers think I was praising him. Oh. Yeah, well sarcasm's tricky online. Oh no! My followers are confused about where my loyalties lie. Oh no! Some of them are calling me a sellout. They're saying they're disillusioned! Oh no! Now they've split into two factions, those who say I'm a sellout and those who say maybe Brian Blount isn't

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Crossing Lake Travis

'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'

"Bad news. The press got a hold of your kindergarten paste eating scandal."

Hillary Clinton

Heading to the presidential debates...

Politics Book

'There goes my part as a wise man in the Christmas pageant.'

'Let's start raising campaign money.'

George Galloway

'Right that covers nutritional theory in the socio-economic context of class structure in a Eurocentric racist and homophobic culture. Now if one of you could take a tit out we'll do a practical...'

'I'm sorry to disappoint you Rodney. Being elected class president does not mean you get your own corporate jet.'