Parent Of Young Children Gifts

'Check out his litterbox. It must be the deluxe model.'

Fireman attempts to rescue trapped children from pub foot rail

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

'I may lose the connection intermittently.'

'Babies can't open these safety caps ... But then neither can I!'

Santa-Claus-Trophobia

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Pinata good bags.

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Early Night Club

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

Childhood's End

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Sweets

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

'We lease the children, of course!'

"Your turn to put them to bed."

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

Bad news - The children would like the inflatable moat blown up

No caption. (Adult and male child are standing side by side. The adult has an angel and devil on each shoulder, and the child has a devil and a Santa.)

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"