Parents With Young Kids Gifts

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

'Look,Mum, that poor man's got toothache too!'

"Ooooh, Mommy...do these things come with instructions?"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

Pinata good bags.

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Early Night Club

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

'We lease the children, of course!'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

Childhood's End

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"Your turn to put them to bed."

No caption. (Adult and male child are standing side by side. The adult has an angel and devil on each shoulder, and the child has a devil and a Santa.)

Bad news - The children would like the inflatable moat blown up

Dog with a dummy.

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

'I need a helping hand.'

"You wanted to sleep in bed with us- start proofing these briefs."

'I may lose the connection intermittently.'

Hug Robot going silent