Parents Of Young Kids Gifts

Early Night Club

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

Pinata good bags.

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"We couldn't find a sitter."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

Childhood's End

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'We lease the children, of course!'

Sweets

"I agree, it's a real worry. We may have to consider limiting her screen time."

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"Your turn to put them to bed."

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

Bad news - The children would like the inflatable moat blown up

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."

"Maybe we should send her to finishing school!"

Dog with a dummy.

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"