Young Families Mugs

"Our max is six M&Ms for poop on the potty but try to hold her to three."

Warning. This cereal is energy-packed.

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"Yea, I know, so cute, but such a pain until they're windshield trained!"

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

Elephant rides.

Dominant hand reveal party

Pinata good bags.

Turn Down For What.

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."