Young Families Mugs

Warning. This cereal is energy-packed.

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"Yea, I know, so cute, but such a pain until they're windshield trained!"

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Dominant hand reveal party

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Turn Down For What.

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

Elephant rides.

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

One of a kind.