Coming-of-age Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'I heard that as soon as we become aware of our sexual impulses, whatever they are, we'll have to hide them.'

Baldo fantasizes the Boys Department becomes the Men's Department after his first kiss with Smiley.

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

Midlife: You Are Here.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

The end of innocence

The Inner Dog.

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

The New Age Dentist.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

New Age Pit Bull

Knight of the sandcastle.

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

'The bad news is you've lived well beyond your expiration date.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

'Medical researchers discovered that the leading cause of death by aging is due to birthdays.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."