Coming-of-age Enthusiast T-Shirts

Adolescence is Coming!

The end of innocence

Boy, Interrupted.

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Ed's receding hairline!

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

Midlife: You Are Here.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

The Inner Dog.

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'If I knew it would mean all these hospital appointments, I'd never have got old!'

The New Age Dentist.

"You'll see - when you get older, parts start to sag."

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Knight of the sandcastle.

I spent my whole career studying the effects of cloning on aging. What did you find? Same old, same old. Plainwell Brew.

New Age Pit Bull

An old woman measuring the decreasing height of an old man using a height chart