Coming-of-age Enthusiast T-Shirts

Adolescence is Coming!

The end of innocence

Boy, Interrupted.

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Ed's receding hairline!

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

The Inner Dog.

'If I knew it would mean all these hospital appointments, I'd never have got old!'

"You'll see - when you get older, parts start to sag."

The New Age Dentist.

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

New Age Pit Bull

Knight of the sandcastle.

An old woman measuring the decreasing height of an old man using a height chart

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."