Age-defying Fun Seekers Gifts

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

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"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'I love dogs that come in family size.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'Thou shalt worship the one true God, although at this moment, I'm obliged to point out that other Gods are available...'

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

"I love how you children are taking to our summer home!"

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

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"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

'People your age tend to overindulge themselves to death — we doctors call them 'suicide boomers.''

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"...Just checking there's no spotty gwobbly bogeymen under the bed."

'Without surgery, you'll just have to accept jowls and a turkey neck as part of the aging process, Narcissus.'

"You've got to learn how to bowl without irony."

"When I started it was just a couple of small injections twice a week."

'Er...the botox injections of Dorian Gray?'