Senior Fun Seeker Gifts

This Summer, Come to...Parkway Playland!

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

He likes to make work fun

Too much monkey business...

Pesky students.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Photobooth Photobomb

Children's Entertainer

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Call me!"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Elderly People

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"Miriam keeps me young."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"

"You know damn well what noise!"

'I love rock festivals!'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)