Solitary Fun Seeker Gifts

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'He lives for his holidays.'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

A vampire in a canoe.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I should probably get out more.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

If you're happy and you know it...

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

She required plenty of personal space.

Pesky students.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

He likes to make work fun

Too much monkey business...

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Call me!"