Mindless Fun Seeker Gifts

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Santa does a keg stand.

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

He likes to make work fun

Pesky students.

Too much monkey business...

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Photobooth Photobomb

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Children's Entertainer

The Final Selfie

"Call me!"

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Elderly People

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

'I love rock festivals!'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"You know damn well what noise!"