Friendly Fun Seeker Gifts

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"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

10 K Tail-Chase

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Bears going water skiing.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Pesky students.

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

He likes to make work fun

Too much monkey business...

Get on with it!

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Children's Entertainer

Clown Happy Hour

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'