Flirty Fun-seeker Gifts

'Hmmm... looks like hemlines are up this season.'

'Don't go yet. You've forgotten something. . . Me.'

Hairy Eddie's big time guide to kissin' loads a chicks.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Even More Disciples'

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

Bunny Hop Hug

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

Cross Umbrella

'Fathers Day.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Cheesus

Desert Island Water skiing.

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

"My children, Pastor. This is 'Forgive' and this is 'Forget'."

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

Mingling with a Tingling: Another Novel in the 'Networking with Passion' Series.

'And God created man in his own image.'

'Couldn't you just eat the blonde - and have the other for dessert!'

WIFI connections

"Happy National Pride Month."

"… open the doors, and see all the people."

"Do you offer a warranty?"

"They said the new pews would be here 10 weeks ago! I've had it - I won't stand for this any longer!"