Flirty Fun-seeker Gifts

'Hmmm... looks like hemlines are up this season.'

'Don't go yet. You've forgotten something. . . Me.'

Hairy Eddie's big time guide to kissin' loads a chicks.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Even More Disciples'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

Bunny Hop Hug

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Cross Umbrella

'Fathers Day.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Desert Island Water skiing.

Cheesus

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

Jesus Seals the Hick...

"My children, Pastor. This is 'Forgive' and this is 'Forget'."

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

What'll it be, hon'? I'll have the illusion that you calling me "hon" means you want me.

"… open the doors, and see all the people."

WIFI connections

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

'And God created man in his own image.'

Mingling with a Tingling: Another Novel in the 'Networking with Passion' Series.

"Happy National Pride Month."

'Couldn't you just eat the blonde - and have the other for dessert!'