Sporty Fun Seekers Gifts

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

If you're happy and you know it...

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Too much monkey business...

He likes to make work fun

Pesky students.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Children's Entertainer

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Photobooth Photobomb

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"Call me!"

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Elderly People

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"You know damn well what noise!"

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Miriam keeps me young."

'I love rock festivals!'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'