Fun Fitness Seekers Gifts

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

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Photobooth Photobomb

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Only Clowns

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Late Bloomers

Olympic Jar Opening Event

When the water's colder than you thought...

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

'Consider it part of a stimulus package. Do a good job cleaning out the gutters and you get the hole box.'

"Never seen a cow before?"

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

Flying carpets: new and used.

"Pace yourself, Mother."

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

Tandem cyclists

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

Balloons

Weight washers.

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'