Fitness Fun-lovers Gifts

Stationary mountain bike.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"It's true: no more burpees."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Strive to win!

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Banana Yoga

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!