Fitness Seekers Gifts

Life on Earth - Superfat.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"For heavens sake, Margaret. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

The rock caricature

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Running

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Brad Pitt

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'