Unique Workout Seeker Gifts

Jed's exercise regimen consisted of 20 tongue-ups every morning.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Exercise Class

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Running

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

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'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Jogging Bottoms

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Keep Fit.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!