Unique Workouts Gifts

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercise Class

Lemniskate

Sleepwalker on treadmill

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Sisyphus during Covid

Mod Kwan Doh

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'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Fast Food Dieter

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Treadmillstone

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'