Fitness With A Twist Gifts

Very drunk professional cyclist

'Hello line 2, you are through to the keep fit phone in...'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Ball as water-melon.

Robber on treadmill

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Fast Food Dieter

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Pelobong

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

Late Bloomers

Fitness in church.

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'Consider it part of a stimulus package. Do a good job cleaning out the gutters and you get the hole box.'

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

A violinist exercises by putting a weight on his bow.

Tandem cyclists

Gym. It took him forever to find one with a cup holder. Beer.

Fred found he got more exercise when jogging while listening to a gramophone than an iPod.

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

"Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body. . ."

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

Annual 10K Fun Run

Beginner Level Escalators

Weight washers.

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

Multitasking