Fitness With A Twist Pillows

Very drunk professional cyclist

'Hello line 2, you are through to the keep fit phone in...'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Ball as water-melon.

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Fast Food Dieter

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

Pelobong

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Late Bloomers

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Fitness in church.

'Consider it part of a stimulus package. Do a good job cleaning out the gutters and you get the hole box.'

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

A violinist exercises by putting a weight on his bow.

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Tandem cyclists

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

"Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body. . ."

Annual 10K Fun Run

Weight washers.

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

Beginner Level Escalators

Multitasking

"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."

"Everything goes right to my hips."