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"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

The circus diver.

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Fast Food Dieter

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Pelobong

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Very drunk professional cyclist

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Fitness in church.

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

You know I can't do the twist.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'You called a plumber!'

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

Deux Ex Mechanic

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

'Hello line 2, you are through to the keep fit phone in...'