Fitness Enthusiasts With A Twist Pillows

'Inside of me is a skinny person urging me to join a gym. That's when I sedate her with a slice of chocolate pie.'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

"You need some low-impact exercise. I suggest deleting all the spam I get as it comes in for the next month."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Fast Food Dieter

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Pelobong

Body Building

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Keep fit.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"