Outdoor Fun Seekers Gifts

"On your mark, get set, go!"

Whisky idea

Boxing Snowmen.

Holiday time.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Two boys eating ice cream

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

A rainbow umbrella

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'I hate snowboarders!'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!