Outdoor Thrill Seekers Gifts

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

A rainbow umbrella

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Tunnel of Workaholics

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'I hate snowboarders!'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Boxing Snowmen.

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Skunk! How is it?"

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

'I got to sit down. I feel a pain in my lower back coming on.'

This scrimmage, I'll assess your individual talents. Coach. I'll be checking out each of you! Though that would have been easier

"On your mark, get set, go!"

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

"We definitely weren't that happy on our way up."