Summer Thrill Seekers Gifts

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

Holiday time.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

Two boys eating ice cream

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Tunnel of Workaholics

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

'Phil barbecues the traditional way...ineptly.'

Cone of Uncertainty

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

At home with the brass section.

"Back to school...you mean there's more?"

Dog covering up on the beach.

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

Santa refused to go mountain climbing with Snowy ever again.

Summer Road Work