Young Thrill Seekers Gifts

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Cannonball!'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Chiller Theatre

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

The rocket powered skiier

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Extreme Bungy

"Marco ..."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Rock Climber

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Bears going water skiing.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

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Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.