Youth Seekers Gifts

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"But how do I look for the age I've told everybody I am?"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"I didn't spark joy."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Thank you bubbles

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Happy Days Are Here Again

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

Bouncing baby

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'