Youth Seekers Gifts

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"But how do I look for the age I've told everybody I am?"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"I didn't spark joy."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Thank you bubbles

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Happy Days Are Here Again

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

Bouncing baby

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Does it spark joy?

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'