Youthfulness Seeker Gifts

Although gravity had taken its toll Connie, she had devised a way to look youthful...

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"My kids keep me young."

'Madam realises we're talking serious money here?'

'I need a botox job.'

"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."

"Mum's really happy with her new botox treatment...I think."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"Botox."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Sparkler

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"Miriam keeps me young."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Football/Soccer bubbles

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."