Youth Seeker Gifts

'You've come for a facelift, I presume?'

Door to door salesman selling anti aging cream

'Everyone gets crow's feet sooner or later, Mrs. Sims.'

"I've had my teeth whitened my vision corrected, my face tightened and my hair implanted. Now I'd like to have my birth certificate changed."

"My beautician said I've got the skin of an 18 year old, the hair of a 22 year old and the body of a 23 year old."

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

'For those of you who have been waiting for me to retire. I'd like you to know that I'm now taking those growth-hormone injections.'

'Take ten years off the top.'

Fountain of Youth

'Looks like the Man in the Moon has been hitting the Botox again.'

'Just where did you get this facelift?'

I've reversed the aging process,,,

Try as he may, Gordon was unable to find his lost youth.

'Its hard to keep in stock with the aging baby boomers.'

'I want to look ten years younger.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"You say you've discovered something that can make a man look 10 years younger?"

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"Did you knock?"

"I can check again, but I'm pretty sure no one has handed in your lost youth."

"That anti-aging cream worked wonders."

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

Rejuvenating mirror

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"I need to look younger because I'm incredibly immature for my age."

Mall. No, Ernie, it's not the fountain of youth --- All malls are like this.

Will work for youth. ?

Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as

"Sigh...I'm getting old."

'I think that life should be lived in reverse - starting at 80 and having your youth to look forward to!'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

How Our Age Reflects Upon Us

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.